zoner (13:03:24) and after being denied, rolled back
zoner (13:03:04) the SQL query actually rolled into the bar
zoi (13:00:25) An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you'?
zoner (12:59:34) if your database can handle it, try "update...from" instead
zoner (12:59:05) what is "update...join" ?
mirrorbird (12:52:27) there's enough bloody syntactic sugar in every programming language i use
mirrorbird (12:52:12) i dunno why nerds are allergic to making their job easier
mirrorbird (12:51:55) "you can make a temporary table" yes it's fucking 2024, the system should do it for me
mirrorbird (12:51:40) sql "update...join" still not working in 2024 lol
Rapture (12:46:48) pink pony musics!
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