Nectarine
Infamous OneLiner
Agemixer
(23:52:50)
y
mirrorbird
(23:52:31)
so, does everybody in your area know this Talvisota film?
Agemixer
(23:52:17)
pretty much ifdef 
mirrorbird
(23:51:52)
oh now it's an #ifdef
mirrorbird
(23:51:41)
NOOOO NOW WE NEED A JUMP TABLE
Agemixer
(23:51:34)
if (not enabled feature) then jump [to the end of this code] ...?
mirrorbird
(23:51:31)
Age: reminds me of the bane of basic compilers: INPUT "which command?",a: GOTO a*1000 
Agemixer
(23:49:40)
correction: conditional programming
mirrorbird
(23:49:27)
we are very complicated machines but very efficient.
Agemixer
(23:49:24)
if [not true] then jump to [this]+n bytes
