Nectarine

that being some unholy combination of unlimited attention span and autism

i spent ages with some Zelda games wondering what i was missing

the ones where you have boring spreadsheet battles of choosing menu options that make numbers rise out of enemy heads get a special place in hell

That's the spirit!

i have never played one i could remotely stand

I've played a lot of JRPGs expecting better. I got lucky with the first few, but apparently 99% are garbage.

"..."

*ducks* ... okay, no one here to defend their CRPGs terribly stories.

never been my genre.

ok. the Chinese guess was because of JRPGs

It's computer. Once used to distinguish them from the more predominant pen and paper RPGs. But now, it distinguishes stat/loot driven role playing games opposed to more story driven RPGs.

computer, yes

i don't even know what the C in CRPG is. (gotta be either CHinese or computer, but i would take 50/50 on Millionaire)

but now it's digital and I can still not play it

I probably already have a Morrowind pirated copy on CD-R somewhere that I never played either

oh good it's not just me

Oh yeah those ones

Hey I dunno if you're a fan of CRPGs at all, but Bethesda is doing a giveaway of Morrowind this week for their 25th anniversary thing

and you have to keep pausing and unpausing to convince ytourself it's part of the stream

the opposite is the very rare track where it does some stereo thing that sounds like something is maybe behind your shoulder and 12 feet east

Oh hahah

thought it was part of this track for most of a minute

some kinda mystery midnight goods train is being hauled along the tracks and it's going squeEEE? squeEEE? squeEEE?

they wipe their arse on iPads

googlers have never seen paper, maybe their parents told them about it

"progress"

argh

actually it's 2019 and i think you still can't put a paper page break inside a table. go figure

literally drag out every single text box, and try to line them up, bc you can't make a table. how i wept

i wish CSS had been a bit damn faster, they were using a nice HTML reporter that i wrote, but then someone wanted something HTML couldn't do so we got fucking Crystal