Nectarine

- Whether you like it or not, you gotta do the vuvuzela.
- The vuvuzela is the cylindrical horn which fans blow to egg on their teams on match day. Its traditional roots stem from the blowing of a kudu horn across the hills and valleys of villages to bring the elders together for meetings. So it's bound to be noisy.
- And they're making a lot of noise, especially with those horns -- and I know FIFA were thinking of banning the, er, the horns for the sound that they make.
- Blown with no sense of when and how, the difficulty of FIFA's decision is clearly evident.

Duck on speed... ter-terribly child... vuvuzela... no excuse!

There is, of course, the smaller variety, which sounds like a duck on speed or the wailing of a terribly ill child. For this one, there is simply no excuse.

Duck on speed...

And please do not blow the vuvuzelas!

Back once again for the -- vuvuzela! -- master
D4 damager, power to the people
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 dama-- with the ill behaviour
Back once again for the -- vuvuzela! -- master
D4 damager, power to the people
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 dama-- with the ill behaviour

Duck on speed...

Do not blow the vuvuzelas!