BitArts (10:35:00)

mirrorbird (10:34:48)
there's a famous article in the weekly world news saying that the loch ness monster fucked marilyn monroe, what's your point

nyingen (10:34:22)
It's like the ultimate in "ha ha, only serious!"

velusip (10:34:15)
heh. I get it.

nyingen (10:34:02)
There's a famous joke interview with Bjarne Stroustrup where he admits that C++ was contrived to maximise programmer salaries

mirrorbird (10:33:54)
yes, people are such stupid idiots not using a system where you have to know a load of switches and minus signs to get your fucking sound card to beep! WHAT FOOLS!

nyingen (10:33:19)
Thankfully windows doesn't work well; I made bank doing support for it all through high school and uni

mirrorbird (10:32:50)
i mean Windows 7 of course. on W10 it asks for all your personal details and then rapes you up the arse with a knife

nyingen (10:32:44)
oh snap

mirrorbird (10:32:34)
on Windows you don't have to think about it because it just fucking works

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