Nectarine
Infamous OneLiner
LittleWhite
(09:02:04)
they look dangerous, that's for sure 
mirrorbird
(08:51:11)
i have seen wasp nests, they don't look like drink glasses. they look like -- weird golf balls ardf
mirrorbird
(08:50:33)
i said "that glass was there the other day, what is it?" -- barman said it's a fake wasp nest to keep them out of the bar. well. not sure, it just looked like a glass to me. but he sounded serious lol
mirrorbird
(08:49:58)
local pub had a glass of mystery drink, with cling-film (plastic wrap) on top
Agemixer
(08:13:52)
lick -> kick. What a nice typo, ugh
Agemixer
(08:13:16)
9 new traps for flies against one that blew like a catastrophe but now there's some change to catch all in 36 hours or so... never forget a trap and lick it accidentally... 
Agemixer
(08:06:40)
plastic in toilet... ehm... from sand to SID.. well it doesnt happen itself i'd guess, lol 
mirrorbird
(08:00:31)
how you doing?
mirrorbird
(08:00:22)
(a.k.a. £20k lol)
mirrorbird
(08:00:08)
"more than my job's worth"
