mirrorbird (01:29:20)
HD: just don't mix it up with the remote chastity cage

mirrorbird (01:29:05)
my toaster did that thing that old plastic does after years of sunlight (suddenly crumbling when you touch it), fortunately i have found out that the cool new AIR-FRYER makes better toast anyway

HexaDecimator (01:28:42)
must've been tired of burning his toast, now he can do it remotely

Stinsen (01:28:40)
for me it is all the same

HexaDecimator (01:28:27)
one of my friends was interested in a smart toaster on Amazon the other day

mirrorbird (01:28:26)
like saying "oh dear" while standing on the deck of the burning ship. or "oopsy-pie!"

mirrorbird (01:28:04)
i like "The era of smart technology has been unfortunate", i like the understatedness

mirrorbird (01:27:37)
HD, using biology, that's even worse! this is 2025

mirrorbird (01:27:25)
OK PANTS DOWN

HexaDecimator (01:27:21)
excuse me - they are egg HOLDERS

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