Nectarine

From the (never released) album "A Little Nach Music". Published October 2002.

Download link:
https://web.archive.org/web/20070211052111/http://virt.vgmix.com:80/music/nach/mc_nachbar_-_hell_yeah.mp3

I break it down every day and every evening
Livin' the legacy 'cause afterwards you're grieving
Believin' in my ways, everybody [safe???], everybody pray
That I'm speakin' truth and not deceiving
When I bust flows, everybody be listening
When I bust the joint, everybody leaves it
'Cause when I bust the party it's BYOT
That's "bring your own trees", ain't getting none off me
Hennessy sippin' as the sun goes down
Fun go down, the [Hun???] go down
Honey, got a ???, got a hidden agenda
??? when she going on a bender
Here at the party spot, got the party hot
Believe it or not, kickin' it ten on the dot
Got ??? intention to kickin' the jam till the sun rise
I gotta hurry up 'cause the sun's in your eyes

Everybody in the house say hell yeah (hell yeah)
All the ladies in the house say what's up (what's up)
All the girlies in the house say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Everybody in the house say oww!

We chillin' on the porch waitin' for the block to fill up
We know it's gon' be hot 'fore we even start to grill up
The kids start arriving, the music starts playing
The turntables ??? and the party starts raving
This girl tells me she's a contortionist -- sweet!
She doing that trick where her shoulder-blades meet
It's somewhere between scary and looking unhealthy
She ask me and I'm like, girl, that's filthy!
I'm like where'd you learn to move like that, damn naughty
She said she took ballet when she was just a shorty
And now the bitch only gone and joined a sorority
I told her, girl, you can have a sip on my forty
Girl's like, no thanks, I'm straight-edge for life
I'm not givin' it up till I'm some dude's wife
I tried to keep from laughing, we went to talk
I'm like, bitch, guess what, I'm MC Nach

Everybody in the house say...

Cat got her tongue 'cause the girl, she be stutterin'
Splishin' and splashin' and flashin' and splutterin'
I-- I-- ??? Nach-- Nach--
I'm like, get, get, get on your knees and start flutterin'
Sunk down low and she turned beet red
Yeah, looked like someone just punched her in the head
I'm thinkin' thirty seconds max 'fore I go kablam
She's like, "take me like I take an exam!"
???, clothes off in a flash
We doin' it in some guy's bedroom, smash
She goin' to town, yeah, she takin' the Nach dick
Not three minutes later, "I'm gonna be sick!"
She goes to toss and I'm like, bitch, eww
Next time I'm slippin' somethin' in that veal
When it comes to juice I'm a sly bastard
Get the bitch drunk like a drunken master

Everybody in the house say...