Nectarine

From the (Windows) demo of the same name, 1st place in New School Demo Competition at Nova 2016

Once upon a time, when I was slightly wonky,
I found something nice: I got my dick stuck in a donkey.
Folks making tea with hot water and newts.
On the UK scene, I established my roots.

I wanted to put my dick in things so bad,
Hoping to feel something I'd never felt.
Apparently some people make productions.
I wooed them with robot seductions.

I wanted to put my dick in every concave receptacle:
Animal, vegetable, mineral, and abstract conceptacles.
I fell in love with Evilbot.
He was so passionate, and his teeth were hot.

At Slipstock I submitted a new-school production,
Proudly displaying my erection,
But Evilbot-san would not be wooed:
He thought my manhood rather lewd.

Testing, testing, one, two. Silence. Order.
If Evilbot can do it then so can I.
My ??? and I won't lie.
??? starts here. The time is near.
I would not buy the beer.

Evilbot, it's all your fault. You should have returned my calls,
If you only cared, my love. Now I will crush you ???
I will find you in the scene, ??? creation.
Only full-screen Guru Meditation.
You like Chinese food? I will eat it all.
There will not be a single chicken ball.

What do we want? Dickbot!
When do we want it? ...???...
What do we want? Dickbot!
When do we want it? ...???... sucking an ostrich.

Do-doo, do doo. Right!