Nectarine
Infamous OneLiner
mirrorbird
(20:26:03)
the dog survived -- BUT he will never touch mince pies again. (just kidding, dogs will eat anything any time)
mirrorbird
(20:25:44)
raisins are bad for doggies. they had to charcoal him like a 90s Nirvana suicide
zoi
(20:25:35)
great tits can eat some nuts instead
mirrorbird
(20:25:25)
in the newspaper today was a story of a dog that ate 12 mince pies
zoi
(20:25:22)
so we don't have any in our garden
zoi
(20:25:09)
dogs love fat balls, but they can devour the net and get real sick
mirrorbird
(20:24:46)
i don't need to feed and attract birds, i am one. (also: there are trees growing over the houses and lots of grey squirrels)
mirrorbird
(20:24:11)
ah lol i'm aware of those fat balls. i don't have a garden, zoi, i have a carport (and no car! there is just unused space under my house). the street has some shared garden space, which you have to pay the street mafia to mow
zoi
(20:23:24)
do mirrorbirds like fat balls?
mirrorbird
(20:23:20)
just the first of the 10 errors in my french line
