mirrorbird(20:16:29)
any place, event or person existing beyond the confines of my street probably doesn't exist. right ok i'm going to mute myself like serpy
mirrorbird(20:15:42)
way back when i was married, my neighbour kept stealing my bin, so we eventually bought him a bin for christmas, and left it outside with a ribbon tied to it, hahahaha. never had any more shit.
mirrorbird(20:14:53)
i have a plan to sneak out at midnight and number the bins of houses numbers 1 to 4 (with black masking tape), i am sick of bins getting mixed up. that's my good deed for the day night
mirrorbird(20:12:49)
brb posting some Thames Water investment satire to alt-righters
mirrorbird(20:11:53)
was going to have 1 or 2 more pints in the tiny hotel but it was totally empty and the guy said "i'm closing after this one"