Nectarine

Winner of the PC demo compo at Breakpoint 2004

Lyrics:
Here come the METALVOTZEN with the biggest dicks of all,
for 10 years we grab our balls.
If your dick is less than a meter, you won't become a member,
we are the genital elite, you remember?
We are the pain in your ass, deep inside,
Yo k, let's start with the demo now...

1. verse
Yeah, we are the cool Metalvotzen who snort into your t-shirts,
those who puke on the floor, and mob lamers...
They never mention us in their demos,
but who cares about these gays anyway?
They wrinkle their nose, calling us perverts
so what? Us Metalvotzen don't give a fuck 'bout your commerce.
They babble and they bluster, and pretend to be clever,
I don't know what you really are, but us, we are IHLAID.

Refrain:
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers

To make you randy we did some effects
That look like they were done on a c64
That let your dick grow...

come on, let's see what's on
let's see what's on
let's see what's on
let's see what's on

Hey, I can do rasterbars...
That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)
And can even do a plasma, ehh?
That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)
And can do a scroller too...
That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)
And can also pixel and things...

Which makes it grow enormously (All)
Dick length ... three meters sixty (Announcement)

Refrain:
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers

Ok, blow now...

(Solo)

verse 2:
Faker as coder is really decadent
drinks beer from cans for 25 cent.
Bierkeule was his former handle
long haired he pranced around the scene

And Syntax, horny as thousand men
likes it with his sister, from time to time.
He always finds a reason for boozing
that's why he became a soldier.

Ragnarok pixels sick things all the time
pervert? Nevermind, he whoops all your asses.
He painted us a fetus on the cross,
why? To entertain the crowd.

Drago is our Hamburg-parasite
in St.Pauli, he knows every hole and every spot.
His pornstar-moustache and bodybuilder body
will make your girls swoon, not to worry.

And Conflict, lives far in the east,
can't barbecue with us at parties.
That's why you should spare him some money,
you'll get paid back in the showers.

And Wolf likes 8bit and eating and Mett (raw corned meat)
and ham and sausage and roast and fat
He creates our music and that sounds like this:
Hey Ho - Hey Ho!
Hey Ho - Hey Ho!
Hey Ho - Ok, stop now guys, its really enough now...

Refrain:
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers

(spoken)
Dude, our computers,
are really a lot better than your computers
I tell you, only our machines, make your dick, really thick.

Refrain:
we have computers, which can beat your computers
we have computers, which can beat your computers

The guys from AINC were not ashamed
to create this shit with us, here is the proof.

Nitro likes to dress like a pornstar,
and Toxie gets creative with laughing gas
Respect!!!!
Yeah!!

We greet all other Metalvotze-member:
Mephisto, Skud, Ivanov, Greenhorn...
Once a member, always a member...