Nectarine

2nd place in the 2016 Streaming Music compo at Revison.

https://files.scene.org/view/parties/2016/revision16/streaming_music/netpoet_and_jco-1-800-demoscene.mp3

Lyrics:
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So your day has not been great so far?
No seats left, and all your entries gone cuz your harddisk crashed.
So you team up for an entry, it's quite a drunk assembly.
That's what you get for using a Commodore!

[So your day sucks? Doesn't matter, we gon' help you, uh-huh!]

[2x]
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Salmiakki.

You can't concentrate so you walk outside for a drink or three.
By the fireplace you meet Abductee.
The bonfire gets hotter, you pass out from Vodka.
Where is everyone to get the entry done?

[It don' matter, we gon' make yo day, uh-uh uh-uuh]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Mistikacki.
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
We fix your file Amiga-style, and we got Okkie!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, ain't nobody got time fo' dat.]

You said you'd rock the compo, with your funky crew.
Now your code and shaders are overdue.
The deadline's coming closer, you feel like a poser,
And you have no clue how to pull it through.

[It's always been time to call us, but sure as hell it is now.]

You got your entry finished and entered after all,
now you wander mindlessly around the hall.
But then there's an announcement.
Your entry has bounced and Evilbot has replied: "YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED."

[Oh COME on, NOW you have to call us, RIGHT?!?]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky [lucky, lucky].
[Ain't nobody got time for dat.]
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Salmiakki [iakki, iakki].
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, we are your muses [muses, muses].
Itzy bitzy teeny weeny, DDT in a minikini, we've heard enough excuses!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, we're in this together.]
[We're in this together]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!

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